If you are listening to this, you are listening to / Radio Wales. This week, it's a very special show, coming from the Green Man Festival, and a __ special edition of Jest A Minute, starring me, Greg Davies, Holly Walsh, Chris Corcoran, Rob Deering, and some people from the audience.

Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.

From the Green Man Festival, it's Jest A Minute, on BBC Radio Wales. Please welcome your host, Rhod Gilbert !

Yes, welcome to the Green Man Festival, and, uh, Jest A Minute, a very special Just A Minute. I've got four of the biggest names from the world, uh, of comedy ... uh ... or at least the biggest names who are available ... uh ... alongside me, to play a very special Jest A Minute from the Green Man Festival. We have, on Team 1, ladies and gentlemen, go wild and crazy, Team 1's captain is ... / Davies ! / ... As I ... as I'm universally known as. / You are just formerly known as Greg ... / __ __ / I don't think "Prince" is Prince's sirname. / Is it? / I __ __ Madonna__ __ se__ing, but ... / I apoligize for that, like, I don't know what happened there. / 紹介のしかたに手違いがあったようです / ... I don't know ... I didn't know they've done that on the intros. I apologize. I can introduce you properly, though. Greg was born in Wales. / Yeah, but, I, uh ... let's get something straight. I left the country immediately. / ... It says here ... it says here his parents lived in England when he was born, but his Welsh father drove his English mother across the border to make sure he was born in Wales. / Yeah. / ... Although ... / __ __ / I have __ __ theory that __ __ __ six feet eight inches tall__ / she just stayed / she __ __ given birth / reached across the border anyway. / ... My dad thought __ __ Welsh __ international rugby player. / ... How disappointed was your dad when he realized you had the size but no ability? / Yeah, my dad must have been very disappointed, Rhod ... right ? / I know. ... like his girlfriends. / I see what you've done there. ... I saw what you've done there. But there'__ kids present. / He's very tall. That's what it was. / オヤジはオレがウェールズ代表のラグビー選手になると思ったそうだよ。 / デカイだけで役立たずだと知ったとき、親父さんはさぞがっかりしたろうな。/ そうそう。彼のガールフレンドもそう言ってたわ。 / His teammate, ladies and gentlemen, Greg Davies' teammate / one and only / Holly Walsh / W__ / Holly read history of art at C__ University. She describes her time there as "the most boring three years of my life" ... which should stand in good-st__ __ today ! / それは人生の中で最も退屈な時間だったと。それが、今試される。 / ... Welcome to BBC Radio Wales, Holly. Boring-wise, you ain't seen nothing yet. ... Over on Team 2, __ captain is ... / Chris Corcoran / Corcoran / Corcoran. / Corcoran. Chris Corcoran has played touch rugby for Wales. / ... True. / ... At least he claims that's what he was doing. His police record and a supermarket CCTV tell a very different story. / You know ... you know there'__ kids there, right? / __ scripted filth is OK? / If it's thought through, it's fine. / Uh ... Chris's team mate today is / one and only, Rob Deering. / Deering. / Deering ... Deering. ... A master-quizzer, Rob has appeared __ __ __ __ The Weakest Link / Yes. / as well as / edition / Celebrity Mastermind, with a massive score of 21 points. / ... Sorry, 27 points. / Uh, I've started __ __ __, Rob / 'cause I knew __ __ be so petty / Can I just say __ __ __ one ... ahem, ... __-master / huh, on, uh, Radio 2 / __ __ / __ __ / it says here ... it says here, you also hosted the TV show, 99 Things To Do Before You Die, althgough the show was axed before you __ prompting complaints from __rs.

Two teams of comedians go head to head against each other in an __ quiz / it's all about comedy. We have Greg Davies, Holly Walsh / Rob Deering / I / as much / as I can handle. Let's crack on. It's time for ... / Round 1 ! / ... You can feel enthusiasm ebbing away, can't you? / Oh yeah? What's this? What's it time for, ladies and gents? / Round 1 ! / They're paying attention but enthusiasm is still ebbing away. / Round 1 is our comedy general knowledge round. It could involve questions on any aspect of comedy from any period of time. First up is Greg's team. You have to answer as many questions as you can about comedy / Do we have to buzz in? / No. / OK. / ... Your time starts now. ... Name the Channel 4 sitcom where ex-teacher Greg Davies plays a teacher and even uses his own old classrooms as locations for some of the scenes in a career move someone __ describe__ as "incredibly lazy"? / ... That could be any one of the __ __ __ you have been in. / I / any of the teacher jobs / Is it Educating Yorkshire ? / I'm giving you a point for that, for s__ing your own captain. ... What was Ronnie Barker's character / down / somebody / shout / Yes. ... "One person". / ... What was Ronnie Barker's character's middle name in the sitcom Porridge ? / Uh ... / B__y / St__ / first answer / accept / bizarr__y, it was B__ / was / Norman S__ F__ / Yeah. Unfortunately your teammate shouted "Ronnie"/ I said / "S__y" first / "S__y" first / you said it second. / No. 'cause this is a panel show, so he talked over me, so ... um ... / I ... / oh, god, I don't care. I've just realized. ... Oh, thank god. / Well ... / __ __ / ... in that case. I'm giving you a point despite you. ... Complete this well-known comedy double act: "[Blank] and [Blank]". / ... Oh ... French and Saunders ? / Hhh ... it's Ryan and Ronnie. ... / __ __ __ good guess, but wrong, I'm afraid / which / need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. / need / for me / someone with a prostate problem? / Yeah. ... Or someone __ __ __ double-act / as / puppet / No. / give you a clue / a clue / quite tall. Not Greg, / Stephen Fry? / Yes. Stephen Fry. ... For a bonus point, though, how tall is he? / I ... / I should point out that I don't actually know. ... But I have written something down here for you to guess. / How tall are you? / also / problem / so ... / Don't show off, Greg. / 私も、前立腺に問題をかかえてるし ... / 見栄を張るな。/ that old ... that old chat-up line / そのナンパトークはもう通用しないぞ。 / I'm gonna say / you've got / written it down "6.3". ... / nothing I can do. I've written it down. / whole new definition to the phrase "Fry up" / does. Very nice / I'm ... I'm noting it down / I'm noting it down / point off / when it's your turn. ... Which comedian might you find in a p__ shop window ? / Um ... Jimmy Carr. / Jimmy Carr? / Why? / If I said / who / abs ... if / second-hand dealership / you don't understand where I'm going / yes / I can't give it to you / somebody in the audience / logic to that / yeah / Jimmy Carr / just / shouting stuff out, isn't it? / I'm not even / out loud / Jimmy Carr / Jimmy Carr / For a bonus point, how tall is J__ __? / 5.5? / That's not what I've got here. ... I've got, "about 5.6" / Do we have / I'd say 5.5 is about 5.6. / No no no no no. ... OK. You can have a point for that, then. ... Agnes Brown / Mrs. Brown's Boys / fame / books before achieving mega-stardom / BBC / sitcom / but her sirname was changed to "Brown" for the TV series to make her name shorter. What was it, originally? / "Brownser" ? / __ __ __ __ Mrs. / Wrong. / is it / Wrong. / but you are gonna ... kick my __ when I tell you.
... ブラウンは、もともとの姓が長すぎるのでブラウンに変えたのだそうです。変える前の名前は何だったでしょう？
It's a "B__" with an "e" on the end.
おしまいに "e" がつくブラウン（Browne）でした。

So ... / That is one of the most ex__ing piece of broadcast / part / Jimmy Carr ! / I feel like I'm on drugs. / It's ... it's a bit like an anxiety dream, this is. / I used to s__ __ quiz / the quiz / just / any words / stage / Korkey's team, / Yes, / you / one extra question / What comedian might you see browsing around __ clothing shop? / Jim ... Jimmy Carr. / I was genuinely gonna say "Jennifer Trousers", then, ... and then I ... and then I realized / name was S__ / just stopped myself in time / __ Trousers / Korkey's team, your time starts ... now. / Yeah. / Name the BBC Radio Wales sitcom where ex-teacher Chris Corcoran played a teacher / even uses / some of the scenes / someone describes as "incredibly lazy" again / Those That Can't / Those That Can't. 1 point. Well done. __ __ off __ __ / Which two ... which two of these are not catch-phrases / boy / you know, in Only Fools And Horses / which / "Lovely jubbly" ... / That is. / one / yeah / "You plonka !" / "During the war ..." / Yeah / that ... that / Albert / What __ __ __ __ __ down, Rhod? / "This time next year, we'll be millio__s." / __y __y / yeah / he said / he did say "__", but did he say "__ __" ? That's the question. / my answer. Here's the answer "Jimmy Carr" ? / ... I can't ... I give you 1 point for "During the war ..." / OK. / The other one is " __ __ " / I added the "T__y" / for a bonus point, what's the difference of / height / Nicholas Lyndhurst / David Jason / about two and a half meters / No, that's ... that's too much. / Is it too much? / Is it? / have to be / under the floor / although that is what / Have you got an answer for this or are we just wasting our time? / I've got an answer / it is a foot. / OK. / 12 inches. / got / How many guesses do we get? / ... Two. / Two ... two feet. / No. / not taller. It's an optical illusion / stand / hand / over / the other team / Oh? Hang on a minute / anything / I forgot. / handing / I forgot to hand things over when I was __ / Jimmy C__. ... / Well, hang on. Let's keep guessing. 1 ... 1 meter. 1 ... 99 centimeters ... 98 centimeters / no no no / Is it in centimeters? / one / I'm handing it over. ... Holly Walsh, what's the difference in height between Nicholas Lyndhurst and David Jason? / Uh ... / That's not Holly. That's Greg. / Holly / I was just / Are you all right, Greg? / trying / if it's fresh / Holly and Greg, what is the difference in heights / it's their time you're wasting / 7 ... 7 inches / 9, but / give it to you / because I've got no idea. I've got no idea. I've got no idea. / Oh, it was so close / But you weren't even close. Let's face it. ... Which comedy star ... / I mean ... can I just / Is this genuinely going on the radio? Or ... or have I been drinking sour milk? / It is an anxiety dream. It is. It really is. / ... Which comedy star was ... / Yeah? / ... was born __ __ __ __ __ you might find her waiting patiently in a prankster's chair. / __ __ J__ / Yeah. / Uh ... J__ / again, please. ... Rhod Gilbert, __ __ question again, please. / Which comedy star ... / Yeah, / ... was born __ __ __ __ __ you might find her waiting patiently in a p__'s chair / in a __'s chair / yeah, / face with no features on it, like __ __ __ up / What would you find ... I'm gonna throw this out to the audience. What would you find waiting in a __'s chair / Whoopie cushion ... Whoopie Goldberg. / It is __ Goldberg. / __ __ __ / Well done. ... Complete the well-known sitcom title: [Blank] and [Blank]. / 空欄を埋めよ。/ Uh, uh, uh ... / BEN&JERRY'S / sitcom. That's an icecream. / Oh, he said sitcom? / sorry / like / clue / no / No. It's Mork And Mindy. Um ... / Huh. / Mork And Mindy? / Which sitcom starred a woman called J__ and a man called T__ ? / ... の番組のタイトルは ... / __ __ ! / ... だ！ / ... のタイトルは ... ですが、さて、２人の身長は合わせていくつでしょう？ / He's right. But, for the point ... what is their combined height? / ... の番組のタイトルは __ ですが、二人の身長は合わせていくつでしょう？ / what is your combined height? / ... Wait, wait, I can do this / height question / ten foot ten? / ... I'm gonna give you that. / Well, you shouldn't / I've got ten-foot-seven, but I / allow / I decide / 4 inches either side / プラスマイナス4インチの誤差は許容すると決めたんだ。 / Oh. Hang on a minute. No. I can't ... No. / Which two words ... / No. / Why no? / __ __'s dead. He's just ... / he's no height at all. / alive / Mate, I ... you could still stand him up. / He ... I think he's cremated. / Well, / good point / I can't give it to you. ... I / hand / it over. So, / look / guess / on her head / ... So, how tall is / five-foot-four / with / with __ __ on her head? / Yeah / she's five-nine. / No. / She is not five nine ! / no way / massive / big / she is ... it says here __ __ __ __ __ does sound like a corner-shop song / answer / you / comedy double-actor, E__ & __ / You can do this all day. All day, you can do this / actual __ __s belong here / sorry ... / think / sorry, the producer's just called in / what's going on? / that / Greg's team / right height of ... of J__ / 1st Round / you're wasting time / Which two words ... which two words would you day best describe Sybil Fawlty's hair in Fawlty Towers / Oh / Highly inflammable? / No. / Perm / Jimmy Carr / Perm? Perm is one. / what's that? / talky perm / no / is there? / Well, good point, Rob Deering. / I almost took a point off __ __ tautology there / then / I thought kids would enjoy that. / Come on. "Perm__", you've got. / no / I can't give it to you. / bad ... bad hair / No. ... I would have accepted any of the following / you've got / and/or big. / I was gonna ... I was gonna say __ __ as well. / ... In the UK sitcom Dinnerladies, Victoria / shared her sirname __ __ horse-racing term. But what ... / Furlong. / It is Brenda Furlong. Well done.

__ you read / no / nothing to do with / simple knowledge of horse-racing. / 競馬用語を知ってただけだよ。 / Right. ... I wish I could say / end / that round / the scores are, but I've got no idea. ... Huh, hang on ... Korkey, four. Greg and H__ ... five points, ladies and gentlemen. . / ask me / Are you into / finish / horse racing / are you / more / you can't do complicated book__ jokes __ kids __. ... / 子供もきいているんだ。意味深な賭博ジョークはよせ。 / heavy gamblers now because of you. Uh ... so, / BBC Radio Wales / in / Rhod Gilbert / it is time for ...

Jest A Minute on BBC Radio Wales.

No. "Round 2", you should have ... / I think they ... I think they've decided to ignore that first round / they / just / without __ / let them pretend __ never happen__ / introduce / Davies / producers have just started ... decided to start again? Uh ... OK. It's time for ... / Round 2 / for god's sake ... / Round 2 / Yes ! ... How come / voice-over man. Uh ... Round 2 is called "Who Is In The Cup?" ... Uh ... Round 2 is called ... now I've got the cups delivered by, uh ... / Is it __ __ __ __ __? ... Is there __ __ __ on this, by the way? / No, __ is li__. ... Uh ... It's Round 2 / nobody cares / Round 2 ... Round 2 is where I test our teams' ability to work under the most intense pressure they've ever experienced. / I / each captain a list of classic comedy films, which they have to describe to their teammate. However, they are not allowed mention the title of of film, the names of the characters or the names of any of the actors ... and you must / your / you ... you __ be the most patronizing teacher of all time. / He ... he sounds like a teacher / __ __ sitcom by that / ... Can I be in it? / what was it? Teaching? / Who's got it? Who's got it? / __ __ __ one without me. / OK. So, Round 2 is Who's In The Cup? So, Greg, / pull out one of those / any / time / or the names of the actors / Your time starts ... now ! / ... Uh ... uh ... a man / giant piano key in a shop / __ __ / Uh ... I'm not sure / yeah, all right / it was big. ... / ... Well, / it's a quick fire round, this / imagine / horse / leather thing on top of it / saddle / Correct. / this is like Christmas with my family ... you know / left / reading glasses behind / I genuinely want to kill myself. ... Uh ... / Is that a clue? / this / made out of stuff from this animal / Sheep ? / Yeah. What's the sheep's name? / Shaun the Sheep / the / correct. Shaun the Sheep. ... Uh ... uh ... uh ... / one / oh, dear / oh, dear / Oh, dear. ... Oh, this is descending into chaos / __ __ __ tomatos / ラタトゥイユ / show somebody / never / in the beginning / you are not allowed to mention / the title of the film / names / or / bit / just / well / wait / here we go. ... Oh, ... uh, __ __ a lorry and a car / used / Back To The Future / is that a comedy? / Yeah. / Is it? I thought it was a documentary. / 答えは、『バック・トゥ・ザ・フューチャー』。/ あれってコメディーなの？/ そうだよ。/ ドキュメンタリーだと思ってた。/ original / too serious. / __ __ __ __ before / big laugh / this quiz, guys. Sometimes you / learn stuff / just / come on. ... Just one laugh. Please. / Uh ... it's like, uh ... __ another animal / made massive / cartoon / not a cartoon / like, / sexy cartoon in it / Roger Rabbit ? / Yeah.

Well done, Greg. At the end of that round, you scored 5 points. ... __, ... Korkey, here's your cup. Your time starts ... now ! Go. / OK. Uh ... it's an old play. ... Uh ... so, this is, uh ... / know that one / no,not that one / no, sorry, sorry, / OK. / mention the actors / send / big thing __ __ __ / oh, yeah, OK / Anchorman / Yeah. Well done. Uh ... so, uh, if you ... with a hammer, you knock / piece of wood / hit / nail / yes / not / yeah, well done. __ __ play / play. Uh, this is, uh ... uh ... someone who / get married / these two lovely-dressed / bridesmaid / excellent. Uh ... this one is ... / really / can I just check that / Rob Deering / voice / audience / that / OK. Um, this is __ name of a woman, and, uh ... / it / a policeman, American / Erin Brockovich / uh, no / wearing / behind / small mountain / what / hill / hill / yeah, good / mountain / No. But I'll give you it. Beverly Hills Cop. Well done. ... No point. / this / Yeah. Uh ... OK. If you've got / a little animal / Yeah ... no, / not that one / __ __ __ pet detective / Yes, it is. Well done. / __ __ __ __ / this one is called / Teddy-Bear-y / weird / Ted / that's it / I'm talking louder and louder. / ... And this one is ... uh ... OK, so, not Dracula. The other one. / Frankenstein. Well done. / えーとね、ドラキュラじゃないほう。/ フランケンシュタイン？ / よくできました。 / old / new one / No, not a new one / wasn't it beautiful? / Oh yeah / I couldn't say / sorry / They're doing much faster / can I just stop everybody / they are doing it very quickly, __, so far, they've got no points. / It is a shame. It is a shame.

I could hear it. / I'm giving you / we get / no ... no points / __ __ __ __. ... This ... this point system __ __ __ __ almost arbitrary. / On what basis? / ... on the basis / happy / have all of our points. / __ ... __ is no giving-points-away. / point structure is meaningless. / You are having no points because all did was shout words / then / went / well done / though / I ... I'm gonna ... / G__'s team have ten so far / someone's bought / generator / ... OK. / helicopter / There is a helicopter overhead / as long as / explain / Radio Wales listeners / will be ... uh ... / probably / houses / around now. ... Get back in your houses. / It's actually the commissioner from Radio Wales. / __ into __ / I've gotta __ __ stop this myself. / ... So, at the end of that round, Greg's team / __ __ ... Sorry. / I'll give you 1 point for that. ... At the end of that round / ten / __y's trailing on four. ... Harsh but fair, I'm sure You'll agree.

There's a helicopter overhead / that is how exciting it is here __ Green Man. You are listening to / Rhod / Wales / and / helicopter, yeah. / And a helicopter. / Round 3 ! / Now then, it is time for an audience round. / The great thing with helicopter is, they can hover so they don't ever get farther away or closer. They just ... / No. Although that one is getting louder. ... Uh ... so, / our audience / we should / ready to go out into the audience / gonna ask / what we wanna do is find somebody ... Greg, listen / listen / mate / go on, son. / yes, it might be tricky, producer. I agree. ... I did say it was a bad idea, doing it in Green Man festival, where there would likely be music __ __ __ __. ... Who could have predicted __ __ would be a difficult and noisy environment? ... Next week, join us / cages / Bristol Zoo. ... Jest A Minute.

Round 3 is, uh, audience, uh, participation round, ladies and gentleman / what we need / tell a joke on behalf of one of the teams. Please bear in mind that there are children present. ... And this is going / BBC Radio Wales / you might find it difficult / people / hopefully / microphones / run amongst you, uh, and find you / show hands ... the lady down there, very very keen / anyone else keen to come up and tell us a joke / win a point for their team of choice / you are / Greg, you are / team captain / H__ / would you like to interview that one / lady / see / Yeah. ... No, not that one. Keep that one with you. / Huh. / I think you __ keep that one with you / you are going with that one / uh, OK. ... OK. Greg is, uh, leaping off the stage ... with his own microphone, and, uh ... I'm not sure how far he reaches / to interview a gentleman / this is to see / hear as a joke / right ... see ... / When did you, uh, when did you hear this joke? / Greg, I'm not / Greg / I'm not an expert, but ask his name first. / ... What is your name? / 1952. / ... OK. We can't have him. / We'll edit that out. / 今のは後でカットする。 / I don't think we should have him. / OK. You failed, sir. Sit down. ... You've brought it on yourself, pal. / win / crowd over / if / you can't see the guy's eyes. / They're deficient. Deficient. ... Deficient Eyes, we call him. He always comes to Radio Wales / ruin / guy's dangerous / making his way over to interview a lady to see if her joke is suitable. / What is your name? / __ C__ / Much better. See? See how it works? ... Where did you hear your joke? / My mom told it to me. / How old / when she told you it? / __, like, twelve / I want __ C__ represent us. / ... OK. In that case, would you __ ask __ __ / her name / sorry / just __ __ her friend says it's __ C__ / yes, we heard her. / managed to drown out the helicopter / who the hell is called __? / OK, Greg. ... Now would you like to ask / terrible news / say / over the hill / swarm of monkeys heading this way. They look furious. ... They're very noisy. / ... Greg, would you now ask __ __ to tell her joke on your behalf to see if / __ __, naughty, make it good. / Knock knock, / Who's there, __ ? / Little boy. / you can't say "Who's there, __?" / 'cause I know. ... If ... if ... is / unless ... unless this is her joke / thank you / this is the full joke: Knock knock, / no / C__ ! / I genuinely wish those monkeys were earlier. / Right. Let's go again, __. Hello. ... All right, __. ... You are very short, compared to me. / Get on with it, __, please. / OK. Let's go, __. / Do you want me to say it again? / Knock knock, / Who's there? / Little boy / Little ... little boy who? / Little boy who can't ring the doorbell. / good / That was ... that was ... / that was terrible / that was an absolutely awful joke / family-friendly / worst jokes I've ever heard. / That was a terrible joke / and this is / my team / bad news, Rhod. / What? / hundred one-man bands coming over that hill / members / ... So, uh ... __ __ definitely didn't win a point there. ... There was a smattering of applause / 99% / OK / unlucky / thank you for playing / Thanks, mate / volunteer / definitely we should / in / out there / he's about nine years old / really keen / last ten minutes / throughout the entire version of that joke / 今の長ったらしいジョークの最初から最後まで / __ __. So, come down here. / He ... uh ... he hasn't got a joke / just, uh ... / for it / only nine / __ing over / OK. So, in the meantime / way down / got / that's fine / Chris, would you like to, uh, audition / see if you / young / she didn't have the intimidating / Greg Davies standing over her / his / much nicer / now the intimating Rob Deering / Well, ... what / where are you from, Bethany ? / I'm from __ __ __ __ West Midland / So, you are English? / Yes, I am, yeah. / OK. Never mind. We'll keep going for a bit. ... All right. And, uh ... / what / is / your favorite joke? / suitable for anyone to listen to? / Yes. / how long / festival? / like ... like, a day. / how / bit / 11 / press you / I'm gonna have to press you to inter ... / other young / we're running out of time / hi, mate. Hi. What's your name? / Thomas. / Thomas. / I'll be honest / just a job / absolutely / Sorry, Bethany. Sorry / he's got a hat on / great radio / You are cute, too. You are. ... You are, but ... and I appreciate / some personal issues / coming out now / you are cute, too. And I know you're disappointed / sorry / Thomas / but there is absolutely no way / little / seven / Thomas back to his seat / you want us to send / sorry, B__ / Give me a cheer if you'd like Bethany / just to get lost / Bethany, ... Bethany, / Get lost. / Shoot. Shoot. On your way. On your way / really good joke / good joke as well / anxiety dream / you and me both / OK. OK. Wait. / Here we go / Thomas / you did well there / out-auditioned / well-played / out-auditioned / stand up / where are you from, Thomas? / I'm ... I'm from Manchester. / You're from Manchester / welcome / Stay there, and I'll / ready / ok / why did / OK. / why / OK / Bethany, mate. / Who wants Bethany back? ... You're cute, too, Bethany. You're cute, too. / OK. Everyone, sit down. ... Just stay where you are. / everybody, especially those of / sensitive nature / stop recording backstage. ... OK. ... And, Thomas, Do you wanna tell us the punchline? / tell / joke / three, go. / Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? / Tequila. (to kill her) / hats off / ... For those listening at home, we seem to / reception there for a moment / racism __ __ / isn't it funny? And / Green Man / you should be ashamed of yourself / suddenly / word play is OK? Thank you very much / I think, uh ... / what do we ... how do we, uh ... / Bethany back / way / come back / quick, Bethany, quick, quick, quick / who / Bethany / win / actually, you know what, Rhod? Rhod, / I feel ... I feel like / you should / go to her / unfortunately, Holly, I'm on the end of a string. / go, Chris / where you are. / fine / making his way / crowd / fine / he's making his way / OK, here we go. / good to go / good to go / So, / happy? / one / what do you call a judge without any fingers? / 人差し指から小指までの指がない裁判官を何と呼ぶか？ / we don't know / what do you call a judge without / fingers / Justice thumbs. / unfortunately / ladies and gentlemen / we can actually broadcast. / upset / so far / foreigners / and disabled / OK / your name / I expect / I was close. There / are / ok / what's your joke / Oh my god. / walks up / says, "Excuse me, barman, can I / goes, "I doubt it." / all right / all right / just / we're gettin there. Slowly, but we're getting there / last one / OK. Quick. / what's your name? / Doesn't matter. Just tell / win the Nobel Prize / we don't know. Why / He was outstanding in his field." / that was / A joke ... a joke without a victim ... / これだよ。誰も傷つけないジョーク。これを待っていたんだ。 / a joke without a victim / I'm gonna have to award / massive point / Korkey's team / means / special edition of / festival / final scores / final check / Greg and Holly / on ten / Rob and Korkey are on five. ... Ladies and gentlemen / that is the end of / very special edition / Thank you for coming along.

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